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shylax:

I’m glad there’s finally a term for this type of asshole.

shylax:

I’m glad there’s finally a term for this type of asshole.

(Source: bedabug)

bisexualdeanwinchester:

benjaminlafitte:

if you don’t like benny it’s probably most likely because you don’t like dean being happy 

#LAY DOWN THE LAW

(Source: jayackels)

chutzpadik:

hi yeah this is your daily killjoy reminder that if ur an adult on tumblr u need to be very careful about maintaining boundaries between yourself and your minor followers/friends

tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

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bumbleeebeees:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

honey-andrevolution:

Yes this

this would have been real helpful in like February.

For reference.

(Source: theoreticalpermaculture)

lumos5001:

onna4:

Monday

this is now a mandatory reblog for Monday

tamorapierce:

endangereduglythings:

"You called?"
I think this is a Griffon Vulture*, which isn’t endangered, but he’s too cute to not reblog.
*Someone please correct me.

I want one…

tamorapierce:

endangereduglythings:

"You called?"

I think this is a Griffon Vulture*, which isn’t endangered, but he’s too cute to not reblog.

*Someone please correct me.

I want one…

(Source: gifheaven)

(Source: ambivalentlyyours)

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

So my eye doctor read something in one of the Jewish newspapers about how this one Hassidic sect had just built a new synagogue made a big wedding or something noteworthy. Anyway, the next day a member of that particular sect had an appointment, and the doctor greeted him with a hearty “Mazel tov!” 

The guy turned pale and said, “How—how did you know that I just had a grandchild?”

Now a bunch of Hassidim think my eye doctor is some kind of holy man. 

acerebral:

ebilflindas:

In 2006 AOL search logs got leaked and it was the funniest day in the history of the internet

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tastefullyoffensive:

[poorlydrawnlines]

tastefullyoffensive:

[poorlydrawnlines]

(Source: pdlcomics)

recoveringfromcfs:

stanley-tsaii:

Just a set of quick photos I did for class.

Chronic illness 101.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

aber-flyingtiger:

Then introduce a deadly disease to their family

aber-flyingtiger:

Then introduce a deadly disease to their family

(Source: memecollection)